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The Lingering Effects of Harry Potter

I was brows­ing at the shrine to the “Twi­light” vam­pire series at one the down­town chain book­store that has a decent sci-fi/fantasy and poetry sec­tion and observed the after­math of the Harry Pot­ter books.  I’ve never read these books, but I see peo­ple of all dif­fer­ent ages and social groups read­ing them on the train (much like Harry Pot­ter) that I wanted to flip through them.  So I’m read­ing through parts of the four? one mil­lion? in the series when I hear two younger male voices to my left.

Nah, man, that movie adap­ta­tion was lousy, and the way I pic­tured them, they just didn’t look like that in the movie.”

Yeah.  And they really left out major plot points.  I kind of hope they don’t do any more movies because it kinda ruins my enjoy­ment of the books.”

I look up, and there are two boys, 17–19-ish in local col­lege sweat­shirts, jock builds and hair­cuts, and by all accounts just your nor­mal teenage boys.  So I ask–

Are they any good?  I’ve never read them, I’m more of a swords & sor­cery type, but I see every­one read­ing them…”

They both became quite eager to tell me that while “her writing’s kinda spotty, the char­ac­ter inter­ac­tions are amaz­ing and the story’s com­pelling.”

The taller, scruffier, more jock-like one then says “Yeah.  The Edward/Bella thing is awe­some.  I love all that girly stuff.”

The other one nods.  “I’ve got all the High School Musi­cals on DVD.”

So then I repeat I’m not fond of vampires.

Says the tall scruffy one who loves girly stuff– “Well, they’re not as vio­lent as the Anne Rice ones or as kinky and weird as the Lau­rell Hamil­ton ones.  They’re good.  It’s mostly romance and teen angst with vam­pires thrown in for adventure.”

I ask where these books rate com­pared with Harry Pot­ter or Phillip Pull­man, and they both go “Pull­man,” with­out miss­ing a beat.  Then the girly stuff one says, “Of course Pullman’s way bet­ter.  But these ones are good.”

Then the qui­eter one says “What kind of sword & sor­cery stuff?”

I ask him who else he’s read, and he tells me the usual sus­pects (Robert Jor­dan, et. al.), so I say “Eliz­a­beth Moon and Lois McMas­ter Bujold both have action-packed but character-driven sci fi and fan­tasy books with strong nar­ra­tives,” and the he tells me he’s heard that Moon wrote some “Deed of Paks-se-something” (Pak­sen­nar­ion) series that he’s sup­posed to read.

I tell him that yes, he should read it, and that it’s Tolkein­ish with­out being quite so dry.

Is it epic?  I love epic shit.”

I laugh and con­firm that it’s epic.

The other one says “Man, I tried Tolkien but all that poetry and stuff, it breaks up the story and it’s kind of stilted and disjointed.”

I tell them both to read more fan­tasy, then go back later and they’ll enjoy see­ing where ALL the basic themes for fan­tasy books come from.

The quiet one then says “Oh– so it’s like meta-fantasy, hunh?”

I nod.  He looks at me again.  “Eliz­a­beth Moon?”  I nod again.  “Thanks.”

Come on, dude,” he says to his com­pan­ion, and off they saunter, directly to the sci-fi/fantasy section.

Any­one who thought Harry Pot­ter was a one-off sen­sa­tion is nuts.  These two teen boys got all con-crit in a down­town Bor­ders.  I was so charmed and delighted I wanted to invite them home, make them tomato soup and grilled cheese, and say “Have at them, Boys,” while point­ing at my bookshelves.

Although now that I think of it, I should have rec­om­mended the Patrick O’Brien series.

The true sign of adulthood

I may still have stu­dent loans to repay, and fur­ni­ture inher­ited from rel­a­tives.  I finally have a job with grownups, for grownup pay.  But the real, true sign of adult­hood?  Match­ing sil­ver­ware.  Oneida Calm, if you’re curi­ous.  Many thanks to the BH, who got a $100.00 gift cer­tifi­cate to Linens n’ Things (or “Sheets n’ Shit” as we like to call it) for know­ing all sorts of things about Don MacLean’s “Amer­i­can Pie.”  And he claimed it was all use­less trivia.  Use­less, my match­ing cutlery.

Dear Sandwich-Making Guy at the Quizno’s Near Work

Dear Sandwich-Making Guy at the Quizno’s Near Work:

When I tell you which sand­wich I want, nam­ing it by the full name assigned by your store, the cor­rect response is “Every­thing on that?,” mean­ing, of course, that you want to know if I want every­thing listed on the sign­board as being included in the sand­wich.  (Although, I sup­pose it would be more rea­son­able for me to say “no onions” or what­ever, if I didn’t want the sand­wich as ordered.)

But when you listed off half the ingre­di­ents in the sand­wich to me in response, you con­fused me.  See, now I think maybe the mustard’s extra?  I don’t know.  I thought I made a rea­son­able response when I said, “every­thing that it usu­ally comes with.”  But appar­ently not, because then you repeated back two thirds of the ingre­di­ents to me, con­fus­ing me even fur­ther.  “I just want what it says on the sign,” I said, point­ing.  And then, God help me, you looked over your shoul­der as if to say, “There’s a sign up there?  Wow.”

The fact that I had to repeat “every­thing” twice more before you said “Got it?”  Well, that’s the optional mus­tard, I guess.

With a deep and con­fused sigh,

BLC

(And yes, I shouldn’t expect much of a chain any­way, but the area right around work is a food waste­land.  Even deeper sigh.)

Shopping local, and oh yeah, cooking

I have been cook­ing, just not recently. Tonight, I actu­ally got to make some din­ner with the pro­duce of a shop­ping trip to Roslin­dale Square. (Or “Rozzie,” for those in the know.”) Din­ner was just a cap­rese salad, a sim­ply pan-roasted pork chop, and broc­coli sauteed on high heat with onions, red pep­per flakes, and fresh oregano.

Mrs. BLC’s Secret Girl(s)friend, Part 2

Ok, it’s per­haps anti­cli­mac­tic to name my new bra as my second-ever secret girl(s)friend, but really, meet my new inner beauty. I intro­duce to you the “Barely There” Invis­i­ble Look Under­wire Bra.

My girls are not as, ahem, gen­er­ous as the ones in this pic­ture, so I can use the light padding and under­wire to boost the lit­tle that I’ve got. How­ever, the between cup sizes thing (say, oh, between none, and just a lit­tle?) can be uncom­fort­able. I stuck with the Victoria’s Secret T-Shirt bras for a long time after replac­ing my Cacique Invis­i­ble bras (damn you, VS, for swal­low­ing Cacique whole!)– I stuck with them for too long. But, a few months ago, I went shop­ping with my friend C at the nearby out­let cen­ter, and she pur­chased some of these bras on the rec­om­men­da­tion of the slightly-too-earnest-and– somewhat-stalkery sales­woman at the Hanes/Bali/Leggs store. (We also bought some of Barely There’s under­wear, which I already knew was the next most com­fort­able thing to going with­out.) C. reported the very next day that this bra was her new best friend.

You know what? C. is right (well, she’s always right, but she’s espe­cially right here)– this bra is my new best friend, which in my mind means that I feel com­fort­able– no more grab­bing at slid­ing straps, or tug­ging at creep­ing chest bands. The fab­ric is soft, it’s smooth under fab­ric, and while it’s not sexy, it feels good on, like flan­nel jam­mies for your breasts. It stays put– no more falling out or stuff­ing back in. And… I don’t even notice I’m wear­ing it. Plus? I noticed that my side pro­file looked just a tad bit bustier than it has in the past– it made my rack look like, well, a rack, rather than a shelf, or a board, or what­ever. (Why do we call it a rack? Racks are flat, aren’t they?) I stood straighter, walked taller, smiled more, and got flirted with three times on Mon­day and twice today. And that, cher Read­ers, is the test, since I’ll take all the flirt­ing I can get. I am so totally going back in the next two weeks to buy some more.