Well, since my last post, it hasn’t quite been boils, fell beasts and death– but there have been a variety of dramas and ailments. To acknowledge the hard times of late, my Better Half bought me a present on what was– for me– not a Good Friday at all.
Pics, ’cause it happened.
Not Only on South Park
But wait. There is more. There’s the BACK of the box.
You know this is for reals, yo. This shit’s in HEBREW.
You know you want the manufacturer information. YOU DO.
You’re Googling this right now, aren’t you? Don’t lie.
They also make a walking matzah ball. To tell you the truth, I’m afraid to assemble the 9 pc. puzzle that corresponds with the death of the firstborn. Wouldn’t you be?
I also got flowers.
If that’s not the best present ever, well– may a plague of locusts and frogs descend upon you. (See pictures and product number above. Order your own, this seems to be the new, updated package in a PYRAMID. Come on. You’ve always wanted your own pyramid.)
That is the best present ever. Your BH gave the gift that keeps on giving, fo’ sho’.
He certainly did, but I got the best gift of all.
It would be nice if all the plagues were confined to Passover!
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The local educational store busts out the Judaica toys for passover too. My favorite was the 10 Plagues plushies. Also the finger puppets. Ooh, and the matzo ball pillows. Good times. That box o’ plagues is awesome.
I’m sorry you’re having a rough time. Having all the plagues corralled into a box is nice, though. May they stay there.
I WANT!!
That is the best present ever. Your BH gave the gift that keeps on giving, fo’ sho’.
