Senora Side Effects

I swear, I post about all the side effects mostly so that it pops up in layperson’s terms when someone’s hav­ing weird side effects to par­tic­u­lar med­ica­tions.  Which is my way of jus­ti­fy­ing that I am also whin­ing a lit­tle.  OK, a lot, but I think I am jus­ti­fied, since I am turn­ing into the Mrs. FDA Black Box Warnings.

Today’s side effect was that my pinky fin­gers had basi­cally glued together with my ring fin­gers, though it didn’t feel spasmy or tired from the effort.  Just… stuck.  Which my der­ma­tol­o­gist noticed (not that they’re not real doc­tors, but fer chris­sakes, it was so bad my der­ma­tol­o­gist spot­ted it on walk­ing in the room), right after notic­ing that the mus­cles of my neck and jaw were tense and clenched.  She con­sulted my chart, saw that I’d just started the Abil­ify less than a week ago, and sug­gested I take a Benadryl, now.  I did, since I have the handy-dandy faster-acting under toungue strips in my purse.  In the mean­time, she waltzed every med stu­dent in the place into the wait­ing room while I started to come down from yet another aller­gic reac­tion to my f*ing psy­chotropic med­ica­tion.  I heard her in the hall­way, bring­ing another res­i­dent down to see me, say “it’s a very inter­est­ing and clear-cut hyper­tonic aller­gic response to med­ica­tion, vis­i­ble in neck cord­ing and jaw ten­sion.  Plus dig­i­tal fix­a­tion or closed spasm.”  Or some­thing like that.  Just call me Grande Dame Guinea Pig.

But the benadryl?  It worked.  And I spoke with my shrink, who told me to cut the dose in half and con­tinue with the benadryl.  Because I’m not spazzy enough at my base­line, I need to add logy reac­tions to benadryl to the mix.  My chances of ever attain­ing the mid­dle name of Grace are shot forever.

Thank god I bought a quart of vanilla and a family-sized pack of twinkies.  Sheesh.

7 Responses to Senora Side Effects

  1. I love that benadryl can work such magic (it seems almost as good as twinkies and ice cream!). I have at least 3 dif­fer­ent uses for beandryl — (1) its intended use (2) a nigh­t­ime sleep aid for me, (3) a seda­tive for my dog when we have to take longish car trips.….to all ani­mal lovers please note this was rec­om­mended by my vet and is only for occas­sional use.

  2. Benadryl,is a grat thing to have handy espe­cially if you visit some­ones houst and they have some­thing in th houst that trig­ger an alegic responce.My on sis­ter uses a cham­por based lip baum and she had it on when she kissed me on my cheek,I’m aler­gic to cham­phor and it really caused me trouble.

  3. I highly rec­om­mend being observed by res­i­dents and interns when­ever pos­si­ble. Imag­ine my delight when the interns filed into the room dur­ing my post-op cer­vi­cal can­cer check up. Interns. Plural. Crotch. Mine. Interns peer­ing in my crotch. Girl, I say be grate­ful it was just jaw ten­sion, not a crotch examination.

  4. Dude. Dang. I’m so keep­ing you in my thoughts.

  5. I have the mid­dle name of Grace. Seri­ously. My name is Emily Grace. Want the Grace? YOU CAN HAVE IT.

  6. My 17 year old step­son had a dys­tonic reac­tion with Geodon (for bipo­lar). His was so extreme that his whole body torqued to the right. His head was almost turned com­pletely backwards–like some­thing out of a hor­ror movie. He had to get IV benadryl at the emer­gency room. They say this new class off anti-psychotics are not sup­posed to have this side effect as much as the old stand­bys like Tho­razine, but when you read the anec­do­tal report­ing, it’s quite com­mon. Won­der if the drug tri­als for this class of drugs were san­i­tized like the ones on SSRI’s. Hang in there!

  7. I’m sorry you’re hav­ing to put up with these nasty side effects. I only get bad side effects when I for­get to take my meds in the morn­ing. I get the feel­ing like my head is a glass jar with mar­bles in it, and when I move my head/jar, the mar­bles shift and make almost audi­ble sound, like I can feel the sound but not hear it. It’s bizarre. There’s been times that Tom has looked at me and said, “What’s wrong? Mar­bles?” “Yep.” because nod­ding my head hurts.

    And if I miss a dose of Well­butrin, around hour 28 or 30 (when I was sup­posed to take at hour 24) I get euphoric. Which is great, until I crash a few hours later and cry myself to sleep for 16 hours and spend the next day or two get­ting back to mid­dle ground.

    The only side effects I have to put up with reg­u­larly are trou­ble get­ting to sleep and loss of appetite. I’ve taken Well­butrin and Strat­tera together for so long, I can’t remem­ber which one causes which effect.

    Fun, fun, fun. Sorry to make a com­ment turn into an almost-blog-post!

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