Sparkling Lemon Laxative

Mmm, lax­a­tive. Well, at least it cheered me up. I thought I was hav­ing a bad day, and then I real­ized, at least I didn’t need this!

13 Responses to Sparkling Lemon Laxative

  1. It sounds like some­thing they’d sell at Trader Joe’s.

  2. Well I’m hop­ing you raise your bar of hap­pi­ness a bit higher than “at least I didn’t have to drink lemon lax­a­tive, but, in the mean­time, I’m impressed by your ablil­ity to find the sil­ver lin­ing in prop­erly work­ing pipes.

  3. Ok, dar­lin’. We need to work at get­ting you happier.

  4. Ditto, Prof. J.

  5. How is it with vodka?

  6. Wow, a “sparkling” saline lax­a­tive. Makes me think of cheese, crack­ers and canapes. They should rename it, “the cham­pagne of lax­a­tives”. I don’t think bet­ter taste is going to improve the end result.…er, fig­u­ra­tively speak­ing of course…Hee hee.

    Excel­lent pho­tog­ra­phy by the way, if you ever get bored with the law, you could take pic­tures for a liv­ing. You have an eye for form and structure.

  7. I’m really not sure what dif­fer­ence the pas­teur­iza­tion is sup­posed to make!

  8. Wow — you are so right. My sis­ter like to play the “At Least” game, and this fits right in. When all else totally sucks, there is always an “At Least” that we can find. At least we don’t need lemon-flavored lax­a­tive. That is one of my new favorites!!!

  9. Hey, what­ever it takes to make you stop and appre­ci­ate some­thing about your day works!! I saw that and got to feelin’ all funny inside…oh wait…that was just me get­ting sick at the thought of drink­ing that crap!

  10. Every­time I go in the pharamcy, the boxes of ANUSOL crack me the fuck up. And the bags of “Bowel Buddies”

    snicker.

  11. I’m not sure what is mak­ing me laugh harder– the photo itself, the words you wrote, or the comments!

  12. Great. Now I’m crav­ing a soda or some­thing. But not *that* one. ;^)

  13. I should not find these prod­ucts funny, given my issues. But oh, some are weird.

    My favorite is that the stuff that they make you drink to clean you out totally before bowel pro­ce­dures is called “golightly”. It does every­thing but that. “Goex­plo­sively” is more accurate.….

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