From the “going to hell” annals

Posted on April 19, 2008 by bipolarlawyercook| 11 Comments

I was com­ing out of my build­ing at the end of work one day this week, and as I breached the cor­ner of our entry­way, I was nearly run over by a blind man wield­ing his cane like a joust­ing lance, and hold­ing a cell­phone to his ear with the hand not bran­dish­ing his lance.

So help me, all I could think was “he’d bet­ter put that phone down and watch where he’s going.”

Yep, hell.

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11 Responses to From the “going to hell” annals

  1. Camellia | April 19, 2008 at 8:57 am |

    You could have pushed him and stolen his phone. Only pur­ga­tory for you, I think.

  2. Cheri | April 19, 2008 at 9:38 am |

    Kind of like when the elec­tric­ity goes out, but every­time you walk into the room you flick the light switch …

    If they send you to hell for that, I’ll be liv­ing in the dog­house behind your room.

  3. Carol | April 19, 2008 at 9:50 am |

    I shouldn’t laugh but *lol*

  5. Jenn @ Juggling Life | April 19, 2008 at 11:47 am |

    At least you didn’t say it!

  6. Mrs. G. | April 19, 2008 at 12:02 pm |

    Until now, I had never thought of the impact of the cell phone on the blind community-those damn things dis­tract us all.

    You are so funny.

  7. mike golch | April 19, 2008 at 1:13 pm |

    lmao,watch where he’s going.

  8. Mary Ann | April 19, 2008 at 2:20 pm |

    Hold the ele­va­tor for me since I’m on my way down as well.

  9. Emily | April 19, 2008 at 6:40 pm |

    Hahaha! AWESOME. I would be think­ing EXACTLY the same thing.

  10. Michelle | April 19, 2008 at 10:03 pm |

    LOL — well you didn’t say it out loud so I don’t think it will really earn you “going to hell points”.….;)

  11. Anali | April 21, 2008 at 12:03 am |

    I’ve had the same thing hap­pen to me! And I had to jump out of the way! Except for he wasn’t on the phone.

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