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Coming clean

You might won­der why the heck I blog so much. I mean, Danc­ing with the Stars is on! Well, I’ll tell you a secret. We don’t watch TV. No, really. Seri­ously! Don’t look at me like that…

It started out because we were just plain cheap. When the Bet­ter Half and I first moved in together and were first mar­ried, we lived in another part of the state that was more rural/agrarian, and lots more moun­tain­ous. You had to have cable to get any TV recep­tion. And, get this? Basic cable in our town was $40.00. !!!!! For­get it. So we never bought a TV, and if we wanted to watch a movie, we hud­dled around my laptop.

Later on, my Dad bought a new TV, and we took his old one. And it’s Old. I remem­ber our buy­ing it in the late 80s, when VCR hookups were new. We there­fore bought a DVD/VCR combo, and we watch videos on the TV– but it gets no recep­tion at all. None. I know– I’ve tried when Lionel Richie’s on Oprah, and even the sound sucks.

It’s been good for us. The Bet­ter Half was a His­tory Chan­nel junkie. Me? I was all about FoodTV, Scare­crow & Mrs. King and 90210 reruns, E True Hol­ly­wood Sto­ries, and Behind the Music. The only thing I really miss is The Daily Show with Jon Stew­art. Oth­er­wise? Everything’s avail­able on DVD if it’s any good, and we get our news online. We’re not sports fans, never watched real­ity shows to begin with, and, well, now I’ve lost my immu­nity to TV and quickly get over­stim­u­lated if it’s on. (This is the one prob­lem with vis­it­ing Momma Bet­ter Half– she always has the TV on, loud, and I can’t con­cen­trate on talk­ing to her when the TV is on.)

But what do you do?” Read. Eat din­ner. Blog. Take pic­tures. Go for walks. Play online games. Talk to each other. Go out. Go to bed early. Whit­tle clothes­pins by the fire, and clean our rifles after the last attack on the set­tle­ment. The usual stuff. There are lots of peo­ple who love us despite our weird­ness, but I occa­sion­ally get some­one who is just unable to have a con­ver­sa­tion about any­thing that doesn’t involve what was on TV last night. They usu­ally say, “Well, just wait until you have chil­dren.” Umm, yeah, not gonna go there again right now.

It’s not that TV’s bad. It’s that it’s far, far too good, and I wouldn’t be able to stop once I started up again.

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  1. Magpie says:

    we have a tv, but i rarely watch any­thing. the girlie likes to watch stuff, and so does the hus­band, but i’d rather read a book.